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Skalouditis 

The sickness that ensues after spending copious amounts of time with a Skaloud boy. Common symptoms include increases in sappiness, large amounts of complaining, tears, and other similar happenings. While little scientific reasearch has been undertaken to find the root cause of Skalouditis among lovestruck girls, it is believed that the sheer enormity of a Skaloud's greatness is overwhelming and difficult to let go of (whether it be a few hours or months). It is not believed to be a fatal sickness, but it has not been ruled out of medical discourse just yet.
"I left ________ Skaloud just a few minutes ago and I feel like the world is crumbling down on me already. He is so great. I think I might have Skalouditis...shit.
Skalouditis by pskaloud November 19, 2013
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skaloobled 

to be so drunk you can’t function properly
Josh was so skaloobled that he threw up on my mom bro!
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Skalounge 

Skalounge cannot be created nor destroyed.
An eternal energy of the universe.
A pillar of freedom to the masses.
The catalyst for clarity in thought.
Skalounge, a place where the timekeeper can flourish in his natural environment.
Skalounge by skalounge January 9, 2015
Verb: getting physically or emotionally damaged in a embarrassing manner
Franklin got skalooted
skaloot by The Skalooter August 19, 2017