the definition of scaliwag, according to the inventor of the word, is whores that got picked up by pirates and other sailors in port. Then got fu*ked in every oriface imaginable, using any and every available blunt object (specifically including the pepper shaker). When the whore was so utterly abused and disgusting that nobody wanted to touch her, the sailors would just throw her overboard.

Paris Hilton is a modern day scaliwag.

scaliwag by Joe "Burnsy" Smith December 2, 2004

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scaliwag

a swashbuckling double crossing maytee.

arrrrrr! behold the scaliwag. make him walk the plank.

scaliwag by old pegleg July 2, 2004

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scalywags

Morally casual women.

I was chilling with my boy Dinges at the bar and he said, "Yo J, lets find some scalywags, I'm trying to get my D wet".

scalywags by AppState828 January 12, 2009

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Scaliwag

A slut ass bitch. That gives brain and swallows.

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Scaliwag by sdd May 13, 2005

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scaliwagged

the act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol...usually resulting in actions such as being passed out face down or on a staircase

The girl was so scaliwagged that she passed out upside down on a spiral staircase.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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