the definition of scaliwag, according to the inventor of the word, is whores that got picked up by pirates and other sailors in port. Then got fu*ked in every oriface imaginable, using any and every available blunt object (specifically including the pepper shaker). When the whore was so utterly abused and disgusting that nobody wanted to touch her, the sailors would just throw her overboard.

Paris Hilton is a modern day scaliwag.

scaliwag by Joe "Burnsy" Smith December 2, 2004

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scaliwag

a swashbuckling double crossing maytee.

arrrrrr! behold the scaliwag. make him walk the plank.

scaliwag by old pegleg July 2, 2004

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scalywags

Morally casual women.

I was chilling with my boy Dinges at the bar and he said, "Yo J, lets find some scalywags, I'm trying to get my D wet".

scalywags by AppState828 January 12, 2009

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Scaliwag

A slut ass bitch. That gives brain and swallows.

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Scaliwag by sdd May 13, 2005

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scaliwagged

the act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol...usually resulting in actions such as being passed out face down or on a staircase

The girl was so scaliwagged that she passed out upside down on a spiral staircase.

scaliwagged by dgy November 2, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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