sirona

You can always tell you're meeting a Sirona because your entire body goes numb due to her beauty. There have been many great songs written about Sironas and they play all at once, very loudly, the first time you see her. A Sirona always has ideas for things to do and all of them are better than doing nothing. Generally speaking, Sironas are always out of your league but will give you a shot if she thinks you've got something on the inside. Be warned however: if you test a Sirona, you will fail.

background music plays very loudly
Bobby: "dude I think I just there's a Sirona over there"
Jessi: "what? I can't hear you over all this great music!"

by Ant Pants November 3, 2018