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You can always tell you're meeting a Sirona because your entire body goes numb due to her beauty. There have been many great songs written about Sironas and they play all at once, very loudly, the first time you see her. A Sirona always has ideas for things to do and all of them are better than doing nothing. Generally speaking, Sironas are always out of your league but will give you a shot if she thinks you've got something on the inside. Be warned however: if you test a Sirona, you will fail.
background music plays very loudly
Bobby: "dude I think I just there's a Sirona over there"
Jessi: "what? I can't hear you over all this great music!"
sirona by Ant Pants November 3, 2018
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The word Simona, is a female name. Commonly used in Greek, Italian or other Mediterranean cultures. It is sometimes used to describe a beautiful female. Common characteristics for a female with the name simona, is down to earth,shy, timid, caring, poised, gracious, reserved nature, organized, intelligent, with strong beliefs and well mannered. A Simona are born with strong maternal instincts, and are known to become good wives.
Girl: I wish i was a simona
Guy: that simona is so hot
Girl: The name simona is such a Mediterranean name

Guy: I would like to marry a Simona
Simona by nameinator October 19, 2011
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Simona is a girl with a big heart and a gorgeous face and personality. When she smiles she lights up hearts and rooms. She is the best to have as a best friend or a girlfriend and is always there for you no matter what. WE LOVE SIMONA <3!!
person 1: I was hanging out with Simona last night

person 2: oh yeah, how was it?

person 1: amazing. I am gonna marry her
simona by niceperson98 June 11, 2019
The most beautiful and amazing girl on earth. She can be picky ,stubborn and sometimes have an attitude. However she is still amazing . She is worth it . She is the definition of perfect.
She's such a Sirena .
Sirena by M726 September 22, 2015
The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch
You should be as Simona
Simona by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021
A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.
Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend
Simona by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020
a) a happy, bubbly, fun, and loving person who always smiles and loves to encourage other people follow their dreams; b) a beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart; c) one hot mama
Person 1: Who's that girl over there that's always smiling and laughing?
Person 2: That's Simona.

Person 1: Wow. We should all be more like Simona!
Simona by BeeLinnie February 5, 2010
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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