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Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
Stop saying dirty things Jared, stop being a Simonah!
Simonah by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
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Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Omg, Jessica has a dirty mind! She turns into a Simonah each time we speak.
simonah by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
The word Simona, is a female name. Commonly used in Greek, Italian or other Mediterranean cultures. It is sometimes used to describe a beautiful female. Common characteristics for a female with the name simona, is down to earth,shy, timid, caring, poised, gracious, reserved nature, organized, intelligent, with strong beliefs and well mannered. A Simona are born with strong maternal instincts, and are known to become good wives.
Girl: I wish i was a simona
Guy: that simona is so hot
Girl: The name simona is such a Mediterranean name

Guy: I would like to marry a Simona
Simona by nameinator October 19, 2011
Simona is a girl with a big heart and a gorgeous face and personality. When she smiles she lights up hearts and rooms. She is the best to have as a best friend or a girlfriend and is always there for you no matter what. WE LOVE SIMONA <3!!
person 1: I was hanging out with Simona last night

person 2: oh yeah, how was it?

person 1: amazing. I am gonna marry her
simona by niceperson98 June 11, 2019
The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch
You should be as Simona
Simona by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021
A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.
Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend
Simona by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020
a) a happy, bubbly, fun, and loving person who always smiles and loves to encourage other people follow their dreams; b) a beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart; c) one hot mama
Person 1: Who's that girl over there that's always smiling and laughing?
Person 2: That's Simona.

Person 1: Wow. We should all be more like Simona!
Simona by BeeLinnie February 5, 2010
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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