sirgo

a fucking pvp god

sirgo is so handsome and has a big dick

sirgo by peeboy3670 July 6, 2021

Sigogglin 

si-gogglin Adj.

Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.

This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.

See also cattywompus

"That road up yonder is all sigogglin."

Sigogglin by Pomp_Greaseball July 7, 2014

sargon 

A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.

Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this

sargon by Cuckkad September 4, 2017

Sirolumodobogathist

A Sirolumodobogathist means that a person is a certified clown of the highest ranking.

I've also heard that Jake's father is a sirolumodobogathist.
Ohh, I can see why now.

Sirolumodobogathist by ClownEnterprises November 19, 2022

Sargon's law 

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ 

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian

All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009

achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

achieving sargood by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023