It’s a Greek name. After hours of searching I managed to find that it simply means “talks a lot”. But quite possibly it could mean more, or whatever the beholder of the name wishes it to be.

He’s totally a Sarpolus of a man

sarpolus by hippityhoppityoffmyproperty February 14, 2020

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Sargon's law

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015

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Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian

All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009

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achieving sargood

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

achieving sargood by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023

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