A simp who is also a jerk.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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We had to do SIOP (S.I.O.P.) to guage the customer interest in our products and plan for production.
SIOP is used to infer having worked on an educated estimation rather than throwing darts or just plain guessing.
SIOP is generally used by people who couldnt use the rule of three to save their lives and cannot be bothered to tuely guage the customer interest..
A properly implemented SIOP process routinely reviews customer demand and supply resources and "re-plans" quantitatively across an agreed rolling horizon. The re-planning process focuses on changes from the previously agreed sales and operations plan, while it helps the management team to understand how the company achieved its current level of performance, its primary focus is on future actions and anticipated results.
SIOP is used to infer having worked on an educated estimation rather than throwing darts or just plain guessing.
SIOP is generally used by people who couldnt use the rule of three to save their lives and cannot be bothered to tuely guage the customer interest..
A properly implemented SIOP process routinely reviews customer demand and supply resources and "re-plans" quantitatively across an agreed rolling horizon. The re-planning process focuses on changes from the previously agreed sales and operations plan, while it helps the management team to understand how the company achieved its current level of performance, its primary focus is on future actions and anticipated results.
by UrbanDrewR March 17, 2021
Get the SIOP mug.Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
by jpg3 October 23, 2011
Get the sixpack butt attack mug.A popular food item in the Philippines. Steamed buns with various delicious meat or ingredients stuffed inside. Sio=Hot Pao=Bun Siopao. :D
by YochixB July 17, 2009
Get the Siopao mug.When a fraternity throws a once in a lifetime toga party that forever goes down in history. Refers to the pax romana of ancient Rome.
The Omega Sigs are planning an amazing party. They are going all out and want to make it a true Sixpax Bromana.
by S.A.R.G. October 13, 2011
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