single couple

A couple who has no children.

We are available Saturday Night because we are a single couple without need for a babysitter.

single couple by CapitolHillNJ August 12, 2019

single task completer 

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

single task completer by Complex Human April 13, 2009

Completely single 

Completely single means not even in the talking stage with anyone.

Habibi 1: Yooooo, are you completely single?
Habibi 2: No, I am in the talking stage with this one cute guy...
Habibi 1: Then you're not completely single

Completely single by Lehen Ke Boudi November 25, 2022

Single directional innocent whore complex 

A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.

Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !

Single directional innocent whore complex by Valentinowry February 19, 2022