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Singtel
The ultimate telecommunications scamming machine under the dictatorship of fucking ceo Kuan Moon Yuan. You would think that the number one telecommunication service provider in Singapore would be the best BUT NO!!. even after upgrading and recontracting a new broadband that what they told me was suppose to be the 'very fast router' apparently is a slow ass router that can only be found at a $10 India Hotel. Got completely scammed and ripped off. Really makes me want to punch a fucking coyote in the face. Second of all, they charge you more that what you are suppose to pay. That greedy little piece of shit is so in loved with money that she wants to scam people indirectly. You think I blind ah?my eyes bigger than the mole in your face la cb. Lastly, singtel has a bigger ass cheek than mine, and I weigh 100kg SO I LET YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC THAT WOBBLY LOSE MEAT IS. what I mean is that, Singtel is an annoying asshole that makes me rage so much. Whenever I try to game or even attend zoom meetings, the Internet just loves to cut and that is so SO SO ANNOYING BRO. DEAR Kuan Moon Yuan, please do something about your company, instead of sitting in your office and steaming your vagina ffs.
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singcel • singela • Singlelingual • singelo • Singelringen • Singely • singlelarity • singlelessness • singlelist • singlelitis
Singlelingual
Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010
Singelringen
Literally Swedish for ‘the single ring’, Singelringen signals the wearer's romantic status - proud to be single – while helping likeminded, social singles to find one another for new conversations, friendships or romantic relationships!
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
Singelringen by Maison December 1, 2005
singlelitis
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008
singlelone
The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.
singlelone by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016
singelo
singelo by Cyril nashCCyril Nash March 5, 2017
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).