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Singtel
The ultimate telecommunications scamming machine under the dictatorship of fucking ceo Kuan Moon Yuan. You would think that the number one telecommunication service provider in Singapore would be the best BUT NO!!. even after upgrading and recontracting a new broadband that what they told me was suppose to be the 'very fast router' apparently is a slow ass router that can only be found at a $10 India Hotel. Got completely scammed and ripped off. Really makes me want to punch a fucking coyote in the face. Second of all, they charge you more that what you are suppose to pay. That greedy little piece of shit is so in loved with money that she wants to scam people indirectly. You think I blind ah?my eyes bigger than the mole in your face la cb. Lastly, singtel has a bigger ass cheek than mine, and I weigh 100kg SO I LET YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC THAT WOBBLY LOSE MEAT IS. what I mean is that, Singtel is an annoying asshole that makes me rage so much. Whenever I try to game or even attend zoom meetings, the Internet just loves to cut and that is so SO SO ANNOYING BRO. DEAR Kuan Moon Yuan, please do something about your company, instead of sitting in your office and steaming your vagina ffs.
Related Words
singcel • singela • Singlelingual • singelo • Singelringen • Singely • singlelarity • singlelessness • singlelist • singlelitis
Singlelingual
Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010
Singelringen
Literally Swedish for ‘the single ring’, Singelringen signals the wearer's romantic status - proud to be single – while helping likeminded, social singles to find one another for new conversations, friendships or romantic relationships!
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.
The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
Singelringen by Maison December 1, 2005
singlelitis
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008
singlelone
The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.
singlelone by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016
singelo
singelo by Cyril nashCCyril Nash March 5, 2017
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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