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singlelarity

The state of being single, especially on Valentine’s day when all the couples are showing off their love.
“Hey Mark what are you gonna do on Valentine’s day?”
I don’t know John, maybe reserve a table of two and just bring myself there to show off my singlelarity.”
by NopeLGD February 15, 2018
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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.
Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits
by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023
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Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
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singluarity

New spelling of singularity, thanks to our king Kim Taehyung.
“That song Singularity is a bop.”

Excuse me, its Singluarity
by Kiwa260 June 2, 2018
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singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
by Protag June 29, 2006
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Singularity

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear
Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.
by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018
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