singlelarity 

The state of being single, especially on Valentine’s day when all the couples are showing off their love.

“Hey Mark what are you gonna do on Valentine’s day?”
“I don’t know John, maybe reserve a table of two and just bring myself there to show off my singlelarity.”

singlelarity by NopeLGD February 15, 2018

Perpetual Singlelarity 

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

Perpetual Singlelarity by baconspanker March 30, 2015

the singlelarity 

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

the singlelarity by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

singluarity

New spelling of singularity, thanks to our king Kim Taehyung.

“That song Singularity is a bop.”

“ Excuse me, its Singluarity

singluarity by Kiwa260 June 2, 2018

singularity 

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

singularity by Protag June 29, 2006

Singularity 

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear

Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.

Singularity by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018