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The ultimate telecommunications scamming machine under the dictatorship of fucking ceo Kuan Moon Yuan. You would think that the number one telecommunication service provider in Singapore would be the best BUT NO!!. even after upgrading and recontracting a new broadband that what they told me was suppose to be the 'very fast router' apparently is a slow ass router that can only be found at a $10 India Hotel. Got completely scammed and ripped off. Really makes me want to punch a fucking coyote in the face. Second of all, they charge you more that what you are suppose to pay. That greedy little piece of shit is so in loved with money that she wants to scam people indirectly. You think I blind ah?my eyes bigger than the mole in your face la cb. Lastly, singtel has a bigger ass cheek than mine, and I weigh 100kg SO I LET YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC THAT WOBBLY LOSE MEAT IS. what I mean is that, Singtel is an annoying asshole that makes me rage so much. Whenever I try to game or even attend zoom meetings, the Internet just loves to cut and that is so SO SO ANNOYING BRO. DEAR Kuan Moon Yuan, please do something about your company, instead of sitting in your office and steaming your vagina ffs.
"I'm going to change my broadband from Starhub to Singtel and I'm so excited to be able to game with you with perfect WiFi speed!"
"You are such a dumb hunk of shit, the ceo's face already gives me no hope for that fucking telecommunications Singtel fk me"
Singtel by SukErDik September 16, 2021
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Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.
"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"
Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

Singelringen 

Literally Swedish for ‘the single ring’, Singelringen signals the wearer's romantic status - proud to be single – while helping likeminded, social singles to find one another for new conversations, friendships or romantic relationships!

Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.

The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.
"That cute guy over there is wearing a Singelringen; I think I'll go and introduce myself."
Singelringen by Maison December 1, 2005

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

Singtermission

A small break or pause when someone sings a song because they do not know the lyrics.
(Singing we will rock you)

Chris: Buddy you're a boy make a .................. WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU.

Jake: What's up with that singtermission?
Singtermission by THE BACON M4N July 27, 2009

singlelone 

The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.
Sandy was singlelone when her squad left her to be with their baes.
carnival slang for one dollar bill
handful of singelos , ie handful of one dollar bills. Heard more on the east coast.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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