Singtel

The ultimate telecommunications scamming machine under the dictatorship of fucking ceo Kuan Moon Yuan. You would think that the number one telecommunication service provider in Singapore would be the best BUT NO!!. even after upgrading and recontracting a new broadband that what they told me was suppose to be the 'very fast router' apparently is a slow ass router that can only be found at a $10 India Hotel. Got completely scammed and ripped off. Really makes me want to punch a fucking coyote in the face. Second of all, they charge you more that what you are suppose to pay. That greedy little piece of shit is so in loved with money that she wants to scam people indirectly. You think I blind ah?my eyes bigger than the mole in your face la cb. Lastly, singtel has a bigger ass cheek than mine, and I weigh 100kg SO I LET YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC THAT WOBBLY LOSE MEAT IS. what I mean is that, Singtel is an annoying asshole that makes me rage so much. Whenever I try to game or even attend zoom meetings, the Internet just loves to cut and that is so SO SO ANNOYING BRO. DEAR Kuan Moon Yuan, please do something about your company, instead of sitting in your office and steaming your vagina ffs.

"I'm going to change my broadband from Starhub to Singtel and I'm so excited to be able to game with you with perfect WiFi speed!"
"You are such a dumb hunk of shit, the ceo's face already gives me no hope for that fucking telecommunications Singtel fk me"

by SukErDik September 16, 2021

Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.

"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"

by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

Singelringen

Literally Swedish for ‘the single ring’, Singelringen signals the wearer's romantic status - proud to be single – while helping likeminded, social singles to find one another for new conversations, friendships or romantic relationships!

Originating in Sweden, Singelringen rings are now also worn in Brazil, Denmark, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the UK and USA.

The ring itself combines an outer turquoise acrylic band and inner silver band. Each ring also carries a unique number engraved inside the silver band to give you an idea of how many people are wearing Singelringen.

"That cute guy over there is wearing a Singelringen; I think I'll go and introduce myself."

by Maison December 1, 2005

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached

Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!

by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

Singtermission

A small break or pause when someone sings a song because they do not know the lyrics.

(Singing we will rock you)

Chris: Buddy you're a boy make a .................. WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU.

Jake: What's up with that singtermission?

by THE BACON M4N July 27, 2009

singlelone

The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.

Sandy was singlelone when her squad left her to be with their baes.

by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016

singelo

carnival slang for one dollar bill

handful of singelos , ie handful of one dollar bills. Heard more on the east coast.

by Cyril nashCCyril Nash March 5, 2017