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sinday school 

a place of worship where little kids or young teenagers go because their parents force them; commonly known as "sundayschool", but instead of staying for worship, such kids leave to sneak off with their boyfriend/girlfriends for a quicky at the near by gas station/starbucks/petes coffee/or any vacant restroom.
Becky: GURL, i cant wait for sunday!
Lisa: Why?
Becky: cuz Johnny's gonna be there! and he just broke up with his skank girlfriend!

Lisa: OOO GURL YOU BETTER TAP THAT AT SINDAY SCHOOL!
sinday school by RAWRiiANA August 7, 2009
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sunday school

A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
- American editor and critic H.L. Mencken
sunday school by Sigma February 1, 2005

Sunday School

The boringest thing in the world. okay, nini.
Sunday School is as drag. Can i get an amen?!
Sunday School by angela10198 July 29, 2009

Sunday School

1. Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.

2. adj. Prudish

3. adj. Totally naïve.
Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about.
Sunday School by Downstrike September 27, 2004

Sunday School

person 1: i had to go to sunday school yesterday

person 2: oh so you mean hell on earth

Sunday school turds 

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
Sunday school turds by Warnhubb November 18, 2007

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".