Sunday school turds

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
by Warnhubb October 30, 2007
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nigger trigger

The button that triggers an alarm on a bus or taxicab when the driver is in fear of being robbed or assaulted, the alarm notifies the police that the driver is in distress.
I don't think the bus driver likes the looks of us, LeRoy, I'll betcha he presses the nigger trigger!
by Warnhubb December 07, 2006
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Alpo Night

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!
by Warnhubb March 25, 2008
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Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person
Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!
by warnhubb March 23, 2008
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Cutty Arm

A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.
That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."
by Warnhubb July 11, 2008
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Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.
Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.
by warnhubb December 01, 2009
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bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.
Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.
by warnhubb December 02, 2007
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