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simulalia 

The act of two people uttering the identical word or phrase, in the exact tone and cadence, to convey the same thought, at precisely the same moment.
They were so close, their perceptions and observations were linked in such harmonious synchronicity, that many times a day they spoke in perfect unison, often to the amused astonishment of those listening. "We need a word for it" she suggested. And an instant later, they both said "simulalia".
simulalia by Monkey's Dad June 5, 2023
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Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation 

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.
Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

simulation high 

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation
Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

Simulation 

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.
"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus
Simulation by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

simulblast 

verb - the act of defecating (usually by accident) while vomiting. Usually an unfortunate accompaniment to influenza or food poisoning.
Man, there was puke and feces all over the bathroom after I simulblasted. My mom had to take my boxers out to the dumpster!
simulblast by Shmeeism April 1, 2007

simulacra 

A simulacra an unsatisfactory Iverson of what you are in another realty
Simply watch a video by jackseptyeye called simulacra
simulacra by Fuckoflife September 26, 2018