simalian 

a hard person usually very poor and who ruins parties etc

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simalian by kadri March 30, 2003

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Somalian River Rat by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

Reverse Somalian 

When 2 Somalian men have sex on a toilet in a public bathroom in St. Cloud, MN

I just walked in to the bathroom and seen 2 Somalian men having sex on the toilet. The one was riding the other reverse Somalian.

Reverse Somalian by Gross things I’ve seen April 3, 2022

Somalian Boat Party 

Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.

"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.

Somalian Boat Party by WiggerG October 24, 2013

Somalian Pool Party 

when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.

example 1.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.

example 2.

so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.

Somalian Pool Party by abdullahibigw April 16, 2017

Somalian tap 

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap

Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap

Somalian tap by faggotjoe June 5, 2016