by Gothel September 13, 2018
Get the simpson'd mug.Dude, regular show was the shit up until all that dome bull happened, it really simpson'd after that
by E.M.V.J.J February 25, 2019
Get the Simpson'd mug.You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.
Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009
Get the Simpson Dick mug.A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
by Biff Justice November 2, 2005
Get the Jessica Simpson Disorder mug.They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long
"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*
"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"
"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"
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"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"
by BJ Rouge March 24, 2020
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