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Simpinquity 

Simpinquity- from simpatico & propinquity- mid 2010-American derivation

1- The state of 2 similarly minded individuals yearning to be physically close to each other
2- single-mindedly compatible
3- compatibly close
The couple who live around the corner have known each other since high school and the key to their loving relationship is simpinquity.
Simpinquity by Pastor Bush July 5, 2010

Simpinitus 

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
Simpinitus by Great Game J August 3, 2020

Simpinator

A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp
Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!
Simpinator by Mr.pbh May 5, 2020

Simpington 

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.
Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.
Simpington by DCN August 21, 2020

simpinqoverlays 

this famous tiktoker has 5.3k on tiktok. they became famous by doing an overlay of ‘every week is fashion week for me’ and they’ve been posting ever since then
person 1: hey do you follow @simpinqoverlays?
person 2: yes of course i do!
person 1: i do too :D

Simpintard 

Someone who frequently changes their discord tag. They are temp and toxics friendly friend who is not known for missing
“Wow! I love Simpintard!”
Simpintard by Toxic On Discord January 30, 2022
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