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A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp
Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!
by Mr.pbh May 05, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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