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Simpinator

A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp
Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!
Simpinator by Mr.pbh May 5, 2020
Words you can keep

Anti simpinator 

Something made by bookeymations in BFS 5
and also it has affects
Bookeymations: behold! The anti simpinator! you could be uncomfortable around some people some of them might be SIMPS just use the anti simpinator and press the BUTTON. WARNING: this can have affects such as nausea, death, and duplication!
Anti simpinator by SnowballYT August 9, 2021

SimpingForDeath 

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)
“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
Yes.”

siebinator 

The ultimate ladies man that very well may be an advanced sex robot sent from the future to siebinate every woman on earth. Upon sexual contact with the ladies, he will take them to sexual heights they have never reached before, a sexual nirvana if you will, and leave them begging for more.
Siebinator, with vodka soda in hand, was out on lady hunt Thursday night at the Foundry. When the ladies found out who he was, the place was shut down, and a line of ladies went out the door for their turn with the Siebinator.
siebinator by Cheekzilla March 20, 2004

Simmonator 

(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'
(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."
Simmonator by J R Charles November 26, 2004

simpinforthejaegerbros

Someone who never misses and has a delectable taste in characters.
"Simpinforthejaegerbros is always spittin."

"Simpinforthejaegerbros never miss, Erehisu > All."

simpingforkazuichi 

-number 1 marniel shipper
-number 1 kazuichi simp duh.
-if i had to pick a wife it would be them
-dont give then monster PLEASE
🕴oh hey who's simpingforkazuichi?
💃they're my wife
🕴oh swag
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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