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Simpinitus 

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
Simpinitus by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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simpinings 

when there is simp activity. (simp happenings)
i sense some serious simpinings.
simpinings by jdizz52 May 24, 2020
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Sintinitus 

Someone who's emotions are often easy to see;
I told my friend she was very Sintinitus because you can always see what emotion she is feeling, especially when she is mad.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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