Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.

Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.

by Great Game J August 3, 2020

simpinings

when there is simp activity. (simp happenings)

i sense some serious simpinings.

by jdizz52 May 24, 2020

Sintinitus

Someone who's emotions are often easy to see;

I told my friend she was very Sintinitus because you can always see what emotion she is feeling, especially when she is mad.

by TheOfficialRealDefinitions101 December 29, 2023