Simpai
"Oh my goodness, I was talking to my simpai in the halls the other day and he totally asked for feet pics!"
Simpai by Kuro Ousama June 4, 2020
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Simpai
A person who is a Simp (someone who does way too much for a person they like) in the streets and Senpai (someone who is more experienced and is a role model to you) in the sheets.
Related Words
Simpai • Qiyana simpai • Simp- Air. • simping • Simpin • sempai • Simpanzee • Simpable • simpa • Simphiwe
Qiyana simpai
Qiyana simpai by Grandchild spark November 23, 2021
She be simpin
When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.
Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.
A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.
Junior Grimes ©
Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.
tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.
A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.
Junior Grimes ©
Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.
tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST
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She be simpin = when a girl simps
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She be simpin by Master Yoshi July 20, 2021
she be simpin
Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
Simpani
A simp who is also a jerk.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Simpin
Simpin by Youngintellect April 22, 2018
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