simnog

Unwanted Foreign Exchange student

Well Jugdish let me introduce you to Simnog Nibjet. Ahh so you already know each other? Great you'll have a lot to talk about.

by Bluto Blutowski September 3, 2004

simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.

She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.

by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021

Simongate

A delusional fellow that believes that there is a scandal in which people incorrectly add the word “Gate” to words in order to describe a scandal – this scandal is called Simongate

When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate

by Trojanknight May 16, 2015

Simdog

simdog is A man with a really big nose who is capable of nose fucking your asshole during foreplay.

Girl: How was your night last night?
Girl 2: It was awesome, I got simdoged!
Girl 1: Omg I got simdoged too!*

Man 1:That guy has a big nose I bet he simdogs every girl he gets.
Man 2: Damn that must keep the ladies running away from him.

by lalaland3 May 17, 2011

Sirnogbert

Basically a sirnogbert is a shit guitarist, like from the band sound bullet

charlie from busted is a real sirnogbert

by sirnogbert January 21, 2005

simno ho

all you guys are retards with no friends, especially you madison.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

simong

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

by Simon Glover May 10, 2005