Simdog

simdog is A man with a really big nose who is capable of nose fucking your asshole during foreplay.

Girl: How was your night last night?
Girl 2: It was awesome, I got simdoged!
Girl 1: Omg I got simdoged too!*

Man 1:That guy has a big nose I bet he simdogs every girl he gets.
Man 2: Damn that must keep the ladies running away from him.

by lalaland3 May 17, 2011

Sibdog

A cool guy who teaches kids life lessons like how to style their hair and wear the best clothes. He likes to speed walk everywhere shaking his shakira hips. His bald spot is shinier than anyone’s future.

You sibdog taught me how to say ‘tickaroo’ today. Man he’s such a cool dude.

by Sibleys lover October 23, 2017

simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.

She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.

by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021

shimdog

A saber-tooth like mutt found in northern Canada used to hunt elks.

That damn shimdog took off with my beef jerk while I was aiming at the Elk.

by 2EYEMIKE October 18, 2006

Samdog Bagillionaire

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

by Redunderoath June 10, 2011

semdog

to have a semi erection

'i was just chillin with a semdog' 'i got a semdog at work today'

by muscle shark August 9, 2009

Simdoll

SimDoll is a girl who's the cutest and the most loving in the whole world. Her name has the prefix "Sim-" (Refer Simran) and she's gonna hold you together when you are literally falling in pieces. You can talk about anything with her but you are inviting death if you are not attentive to her narrative or cut her in between when she's talking (Hang up or RUN). She's extremely sexy and superb in bed. Don't forget to gift her "I have a boyfriend T-shirts" to wear everyday because she will be approached by men (way better than you) left right and centre. Hold that SimDoll and never let her go

SimDoll was the star of her college. Every guy confessed about having a crush on her

by fake_008 November 26, 2021