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simdog is A man with a really big nose who is capable of nose fucking your asshole during foreplay.
Girl: How was your night last night?
Girl 2: It was awesome, I got simdoged!
Girl 1: Omg I got simdoged too!*

Man 1:That guy has a big nose I bet he simdogs every girl he gets.
Man 2: Damn that must keep the ladies running away from him.
Simdog by lalaland3 May 17, 2011
Words you can keep
A cool guy who teaches kids life lessons like how to style their hair and wear the best clothes. He likes to speed walk everywhere shaking his shakira hips. His bald spot is shinier than anyone’s future.
You sibdog taught me how to say ‘tickaroo’ today. Man he’s such a cool dude.
Sibdog by Sibleys lover October 23, 2017
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simcognition 

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.
She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.
simcognition by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021
A saber-tooth like mutt found in northern Canada used to hunt elks.
That damn shimdog took off with my beef jerk while I was aiming at the Elk.
shimdog by 2EYEMIKE October 18, 2006

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.
If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.
to have a semi erection
'i was just chillin with a semdog' 'i got a semdog at work today'
semdog by muscle shark August 9, 2009
SimDoll is a girl who's the cutest and the most loving in the whole world. Her name has the prefix "Sim-" (Refer Simran) and she's gonna hold you together when you are literally falling in pieces. You can talk about anything with her but you are inviting death if you are not attentive to her narrative or cut her in between when she's talking (Hang up or RUN). She's extremely sexy and superb in bed. Don't forget to gift her "I have a boyfriend T-shirts" to wear everyday because she will be approached by men (way better than you) left right and centre. Hold that SimDoll and never let her go
SimDoll was the star of her college. Every guy confessed about having a crush on her
Simdoll by fake_008 November 26, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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