simno ho 

all you guys are retards with no friends, especially you madison.

simno ho by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Simon-hot 

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

Simon-hot by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006

Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

Simon Houston by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

simon houston by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon The Hottie 

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

Simon The Hottie by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021