Simmo

An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.

I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice

by Jonny2008 October 30, 2007

Simmo

A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex

oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo

by elrichards15 October 21, 2011

Simmo

A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.

Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.

Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.

by Sentinel316 March 21, 2005

Simmo

A Jamaican slang word for the social policy of right wing conservative political parties. Often is used in a derogatory sense, especially after a couple of rumbo's.

n
The republican party has no simmo at all.

v
You have as much substance as a simmo.

by Ho Chi Minh August 3, 2004

Simmo

Emo

1. Are you a simmo? (Are you an emo)
2. He's a simmo (He's an emo)
3. Please don't be a simmo (Please don't be an emo)

by Lydiarr June 11, 2009

simmo

Anyone who acts like a local nonce, bit of a boy-botherer, no qualms about inviting people back from nightclubs 'for a swim'.

Marjorie, don't give the kids any money for the ice cream van today - I've just noticed a bit of a simmo hanging round the park.

by jimiusm May 28, 2005

Dirty Simmo

The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V

Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!

Justin : Sounds good babe!

by Em-Banga June 18, 2022