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Simmers

A horrible nightmare creature nightmare, nightmare, nightmare

Simmers are usually tendent to slap their friends, although they are peaceful in nature they can become very dangerous within seconds
Nick: Ms Simmers, how was your day?
Simmers:HISSSSS YOU CAN NOT HIDE, YOUR VOWELS WILL TASTE DELICIOUS

Nick:bruh
by Simmers March 12, 2020
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dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!
What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes
by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016
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sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!
by bestever! June 7, 2011
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swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
by jpg3 December 27, 2010
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Swimmers

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020
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Little Swimmers

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009
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simmer down

Simmer down!
by Dominick January 14, 2004
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