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dr. simmers 

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!
What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes
dr. simmers by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!
sam simmers by bestever! June 7, 2011

swimmerseye 

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
swimmerseye by jpg3 December 27, 2010

Swimmers 

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
Swimmers by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020

Little Swimmers 

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

simmer down 

Simmer down!
simmer down by Dominick January 14, 2004