siltm

something I love the most

siltm is sunset !

by gtlbylm March 9, 2023

Saltmomba

Evil red haired monster that claims niggers are humans that hates anything good and claims she acts like summer and walks like rain, also commonly called the anti-bush.

Did you hear about saltmomba and the ice cream trucks teamed up to take down the bush?

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire January 31, 2019

Silmarillion

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

by Narthalion August 15, 2004

Siltchy

An adjective for someone/something that either smells like a rotten vagina, looks like shit, and/or tastes like a soft boiled fetal duck.

Guy 1: Dude, Henry is so siltchy. It's disgusting.
Girl 2: I know right. I'd never date someone as siltchy as him.

by swagmaster22222 December 6, 2012

Saltmates

Two people who are like soul-mates in regards to being salty AF together.

Paul and Tina are always b*tching about everyone and judging people and giggling to themselves and ranting aggressively at times - must be saltmates.

by gooseyp December 12, 2016

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015