silenser2
A gamertag of one of the best xbox players in the world. If you run into him put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
silenser2 by BigBalledWizard December 6, 2011
Words you can keep
Meat Silencer
The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.
Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!
Meat Silencer by PrisonCityDub May 3, 2008
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Shit Silencer
A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!
Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job
Shit Silencer by saucehair April 22, 2011
Stool Silencer
1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.
2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.
2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.
While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.
Stool Silencer by Reyasa August 25, 2011
Fart silencer
It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
Fart silencer by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
Silencer
A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.
A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.
Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.
One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.
Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.
One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"
Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"
Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"
Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"
Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"
Meat Silencer
The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.
Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!
Meat Silencer by PrisoncityDub May 4, 2008
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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