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Silencer 

A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"
Silencer by Caffo November 9, 2009
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Silencer 

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.
Silencer by anonymous June 12, 2003

silencer 

1) A device that attatches/is attatched to a balistic weapon that severely reduces the muzzle flash and sound waves that occur when the bullet is fired. This is possible by giving a large area for the hot gases to expand before it hits the cooler air, and provides an area for the flash to be contained.
2) An assasin that specializes in finding and eliminating a "Rat". Basically, a hitman.
I have a .22 rimfire pistol with a built-on silencer.
silencer by Nikolai Nikitin August 13, 2007

Silencer 

A call that cannot be returned with a comeback.
Nick: Adam shut the fuck up we're going to egg your house

Adam: I have just been silenced

Prime silencer example
Silencer by anon 12345 April 26, 2011

silencer 

A handful of toilet paper quickly thrown into the toilet bowl before doing a shit. This is especially useful in a public toilet, to spare your cubicle neighbours and your own embarrasment.
Oh man, I heard that! You should have used a silencer!
silencer by GutterFish November 25, 2007

Silencer 

Deadly tongued scholar with 32 Cisco routers and an ARIN forensics pass. Beat me up for incorrectly installing Counterstrike on his patented 'linux training box' at Uni. Fair to say I have not kept contact beyond the 'yearly email'.
Gaz ''bastardly'' Ward.
Silencer by Martin3000 December 8, 2004