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sigw by gado6kk July 22, 2023
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A Sigwhore is someone who sells their signature on a forum based website. The more they post the more cash they recieve.
Squishypimp and Franck are both sigwhores, But Franck hides it well where as squishypimp just does not care
sigwhore by don't know my name November 7, 2006
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That guy who always gets perfect in a quiz. The W in his name is serious, and his name is commonly misidentified as Sigma. He is tied up with two sutdents, Uno and Andrew and he also is an enemy of Jacob.
Person A: Bro who got perfect in the exam?
Person B: Idk but its probably Sigwa...he is a Sigma :)
Sigwa by BolideShooter1987 October 4, 2023

Sigworthy 

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature
"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.
Sigworthy by bixx August 4, 2009
A noble, enlightened person whose sole purpose is to bring together services and consumers by means of an advertisment below his message board posts.
If it hadn't been for that broke-ass sigwhore's useless post, I never would have discovered the sponsor that made me a millionaire! Thanks, sigwhores!
sigwhore by Dagwolf November 26, 2006

sigwinged 

Signaling that you’re going to hit someone with your fist or an object, with the original intent to scare or threaten but during the action actually carried through with the act of hitting someone.
Jermey has sigwinged me before I just can’t believe how hard he hit me this time.
sigwinged by WileyFire August 10, 2023
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