signifigent  

To thumb wrestle a duck

I broke my hand while having a signifigent contest today..
That sucks; signigence isn't the brightest thing to do, anyway

signifigent by Darien Walker December 13, 2008

significant sasquatch 

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

significant sasquatch by Malazoth November 18, 2010

significant other 

Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Used when you don't want to be too specific, or when the details are nobody's business.

Why's Roger always talking about his significant other? Why don't he just say girlfriend?

Because his "girlfriend" is a guy named Bruce.

significant other by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009

statistically significant other 

A significant other whose status is not created by a agreed-upon relationship status but by how much time is spent with them. Could also be considered a behavioral significant other.

Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."

Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.

statistically significant other by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

significunt 

1. A female who, usually due to some small amount of popularity, becomes so extremely narcissistic, egotistical and self important that they truly believe everything they do and say is exceptional impacting and life changing. Anyone who doesn't kiss their ass, criticizes or disagrees with them is a hater, a bully or (if a man) a misogynist. A lot of times they suffer heavily from the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
2. A person who acts like such a massive cunt that their behavior not only draws everyone's attention to it, but it also negatively impacts everyone around them

1. Did you hear Madonna's speech at the Women's March? You would think she just cured cancer the way she talks. She has become such a significunt these days.
2. This lady on the plane refused to wear a mask, so the attendant asked her to leave the plane. Then she screamed, refused to leave the plane, and caused such a significunt problem, that all passengers were forced to de-board the plane and missed their connecting flights.

significunt by jackburton420 September 8, 2020

SignifiCunt 

an important vagina.

Janey has one hot pussy, it's a very SignifiCunt.

SignifiCunt by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Significant other 

When you don't want to put a label on a relationship. But your involved with someone closer than anyone else.

He's not by my boyfriend but he is my significant other and i will always be his ride-or-die

Significant other by Syrenfire May 2, 2016