A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.
News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller
by jackburton420 May 26, 2014
Initially a play on the word "beach house", during the housing market crash, middle aged bachelors began pooling their resources to buy or rent high end luxury beach houses in Florida and California. Later, it became a term applied to any house being rented or lived in by multiple bachelors
I hear Dave just moved into that nice beach house with three of his old war buddies.
With that many single guys living there it is more like a beef house than a beach house
With that many single guys living there it is more like a beef house than a beach house
by jackburton420 April 15, 2020
1. A female who, usually due to some small amount of popularity, becomes so extremely narcissistic, egotistical and self important that they truly believe everything they do and say is exceptional impacting and life changing. Anyone who doesn't kiss their ass, criticizes or disagrees with them is a hater, a bully or (if a man) a misogynist. A lot of times they suffer heavily from the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
2. A person who acts like such a massive cunt that their behavior not only draws everyone's attention to it, but it also negatively impacts everyone around them
2. A person who acts like such a massive cunt that their behavior not only draws everyone's attention to it, but it also negatively impacts everyone around them
1. Did you hear Madonna's speech at the Women's March? You would think she just cured cancer the way she talks. She has become such a significunt these days.
2. This lady on the plane refused to wear a mask, so the attendant asked her to leave the plane. Then she screamed, refused to leave the plane, and caused such a significunt problem, that all passengers were forced to de-board the plane and missed their connecting flights.
2. This lady on the plane refused to wear a mask, so the attendant asked her to leave the plane. Then she screamed, refused to leave the plane, and caused such a significunt problem, that all passengers were forced to de-board the plane and missed their connecting flights.
by jackburton420 September 08, 2020
When a person performing oral sex sticks their thumb up the recipient's butt instead of a finger; Considered the signature move of truck stop prostitutes near the Arizona/Mexico border
Normally, my husband likes me to put a finger in his butt during oral, but I thought I would surprise him with a Sonoran Stinger and use my thumb instead
by jackburton420 June 08, 2017
1. The act of having a woman ride you while wearing a paperbag on your head and later claiming it was assault.
"some woman I met at the bar, threw a paperbag over my face and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me"
"Dude, you just got LaBeoufed!"
"Dude, you just got LaBeoufed!"
by jackburton420 December 01, 2014
A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023