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sigma grindset 

When you take less than 5 minutes to take a huge poop on the toilet
Guy A: Howโ€™d that dude take less than 5 minutes to drop that Hiroshima of a deuce?

Guy B: itโ€™s the Sigma Grindset. You can master anything with it!
Guy C: *comes out of bathroom and winks at guy A*
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Sigma Grindset 

When you finish masturbating while your parents are knocking at your door. When you invest in dogecoin. When you only talk about Elon Musk. When you edge yourself for 6 hours. When you go to bed at 3am and wake up at 3:01 to start your morning edging session followed by a 35 mile run at 4:30 pace. When you cut off all of your family and friends to invest in the rare fish oil market. When you drive your car into your local church because the pastor didn't give you that sunday services offering.
Did you see Johnny killed his family? He's on the sigma grindset!!

sigma grindset 

Allegedly, a mindset geared exclusively to economic success, possessed by the creme of human beings, the "Sigmas".

In reality, mostly a buzzword for sociopathic losers who spend their time on social media signalling how "successful" they are.

Usually comes as "male sigma grindset", because fEmOiDs CaNnOt Be SuPeRiOr BrOoOoOoO1!1!1!
I spent the afternoon putting my old cum socks on eBay, male sigma grindset at work bro
sigma grindset by toomuchBS October 15, 2021

Sigma Grindset 

The Sigma Grindset involves recognizing the bleakness and finitude of the typical life of a modern human being, whilst doing everything in oneโ€™s power to liberate themselves from these shackles, including and not limited to: actively rejecting any social norms, activities, and relationships that may interfere with this noble yet selfish pursuit, fueled by none other than greed, disgust, and ego.
Justin is on the Sigma Grindset.
Sigma Grindset by Mr. P Bateman July 12, 2022

sigma grindset rule #235 

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.
sigma grindset rule #235 by JustKJ January 6, 2024

Sigma male grindset 

The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.
Instance of the Sigma Male Grindset:

(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?

(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?

(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro ๐Ÿ“ˆ

sigma female grindset 

Sigma female grindset is very similar to sigma male grindset but it also has distinct differences that touch on feminine aspects of sigma personalities. Sigma females are all about result, outcome, and success and they can care less how they are perceived by the superficial standards of status in a society run by beta females (damsel in distress mindset ) and alpha females (Instagram models). One could argue that sigma females are the true alpha females while so-called "alpha" females are in fact NPCs with a sense of fake self-importance. You can spot sigma females by their appearance (wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt in every situation including weddings, their lingo (e.g. bruh market is super bullish right now, hold on a tad bit).
Sigma female grindset woman on a date to the waitress: Can we have a check? we prefer to split it. Also, could we have two hot boxes for the leftovers?
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