sideyphobia

A congenital condition wherby the sufferer has an uncontrollable compulsion to cut their sideburns so high that that they lie parallel with the top of their ears.

winston churchill was a lifelong sufferer of sideyphobia, as was evel kinevel, who often wore a crash helmet to hide his affliction.

sideyphobia by Zuffle73 December 2, 2009

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SixEPhobia

Your scared of 6 year olds on chat sites, video games , etc. Your afraid of them because they use such childish words like ya, dis, cuz, u, r, y, and b.

i HAVE THE SIXEPHOBIA AHHHHHHH!

SixEPhobia by The Most Epic Platypus. September 23, 2020

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Related Words

sideyphobia • sideophobia • Sinephobia • Sisyphobia • SixEPhobia • Sizephobia

sideophobia

(n.) coming from or having a fear or dislike of people who identify as sides (see: side, LGBTQ+ identity)

derivatives:
sideophobic (adj.) relating to or engaging in sideophobia
sideophobe (disapproving) a person(s) known to practice sideophobia

Pronunciation: side-o-phobe (i as in halide, o as in oscilloscope, e as in Phoebe)

"sides are actually just confused and haven't found the right partner yet"
"oh my god bro that's so sideophobic"

"His aunt’s sideophobia made it difficult for him to be out at family gatherings."

"Cole’s boyfriend is a sideophobe, and refuses to accept him"

sideophobia by naruto-shippuden May 28, 2026

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Sizephobia

The belief held by individuals or collectives that body size correlates to age in any shape or form and the discrimination that results from this erroneous belief.

Ottman decided to ban another user from his platform for posting an image of a girl that looked like she was underage even though she is more than 200 years old. He seems to be a proponent of sizephobia.

Sizephobia by Blizzard Angel May 6, 2018