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Spiderism 

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
Spiderism by tricksick October 17, 2020

sidedish friend 

As described in Rachael Yamagata's song "Sidedish Friend". A friend who you don't want to always hang out with you, but you want them when you call them. Someone to have as a friend only when it's good for you.
I don't want to hang out with you all the time, okay? You're not my friend, you're just a sidedish friend.
sidedish friend by AdamBMusic December 9, 2008

Sidedish Boyfriend 

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

sidedish 

Someone that gets used by another person when that other person has another boy/girl friend.
Johnny: Man, i got so closed to being laid last night by Suzy!
Bob: Shut up man, you are just her sidedish, her real boyfriend took care of that for you.
sidedish by JMoody November 10, 2007

sideride 

A complementary girlfriend "on the side", or "bootycall" which delivers sexual gratification at times when the main relationship seems lacking.
My girl won't put out these days. Good thing I have a sideride!
sideride by Sam K. June 2, 2004

Top-Siders

Top-Siders are a type of shoe.
"Honey, where did you put my Top-Siders!"
Top-Siders by Beatrix May 13, 2005