sideris

a crazy stalker of the greek orthodox faith who likes acranims and being just flamming

that sideris is a huge homo

by ton pernis September 21, 2008

Spiderism

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.

by tricksick October 17, 2020

sidedish friend

As described in Rachael Yamagata's song "Sidedish Friend". A friend who you don't want to always hang out with you, but you want them when you call them. Someone to have as a friend only when it's good for you.

I don't want to hang out with you all the time, okay? You're not my friend, you're just a sidedish friend.

by AdamBMusic December 9, 2008

Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship

John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

sidedish

Someone that gets used by another person when that other person has another boy/girl friend.

Johnny: Man, i got so closed to being laid last night by Suzy!
Bob: Shut up man, you are just her sidedish, her real boyfriend took care of that for you.

by JMoody November 10, 2007

sideride

A complementary girlfriend "on the side", or "bootycall" which delivers sexual gratification at times when the main relationship seems lacking.

My girl won't put out these days. Good thing I have a sideride!

by Sam K. June 2, 2004

Top-Siders

Top-Siders are a type of shoe.

"Honey, where did you put my Top-Siders!"

by Beatrix May 13, 2005