sidemate

The sidepiece that you never give up. In essence, your lifetime sidepiece.

She may never be my girl, but she will always be my sidemate.

by BigRich68 September 17, 2016

sidemoted

"Promoted" to a new job or position within a company or organization that is really just a lateral move. The new job/position has little or no increase or decrease in income, power, or responsibility. Often the result of organizational restructuring or for other reasons.

"Hey, I heard you got a new job!" "Nah, I just got sidemoted."

by ne14u2b December 12, 2012

Sidemaster

A master at driving while getting blowjob

He is a sidemaster

by NanoDoesaLittleTroling July 21, 2022

coin-siderate

Refers to someone who is "kind" or "thoughtful" to someone else by spending excessive/unnecessary money on him, or by giving the person undeserved/unearned cash gifts. Often used in a sarcastic/disapproving manner, where the speaker feels that the fiscally-generous person is either just being overindulgent (like a doting gramma/grampa to a spoiled/impressionable child whose old-school/austere parents want to train the child with the "you have to earn what you spend, and good behavior should be practiced without expecting to be bought/bribed" mentality), or is trying to manipulate/pressure the "favored" individual by paying him to perform dishonest actions and/or sexual favors for the giver.

That sugar daddy is sure coin-siderate to his lady-friends, yet he won't spend a bleepin' DIME on his own kids or on donating to worthy general-assistance causes in his area.

by QuacksO July 15, 2016

Sidegate

The act of having sex with a woman’s armpit as a form of contraception.

Josh busted through the sidegate and avoided the lifelong responsibility of parenthood as a result.

by Loxastic June 16, 2022

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017