side-fuck

Alternate sex partner being seen as the same time as another.

I have one girlfriend and 3 side-fucks.

by Emi, Will, Hunter December 8, 2006

side fucking

in the act of fucking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of anal beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; CAUTION: Extreme use of the side fuck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side fuck rash

When I was done side fucking my girlfriend, I told that bitch to make a sandwich.

by Andy,& Pat January 2, 2009

side fucked

When your carpenter named Danny constantly put you in shitty situations whilst never performing his job adequately.

Once again Danny has side fucked me by not showing up to work.

by O'Yhetti April 23, 2018

one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 12, 2003

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020