side ways 

(SIDE WAYS)side ways is a term used in prisons of california, when a inmate feels hes being disrespected by another they use this word .

e.g.#1 dont come at me side ways cause i'll fuck you up.e.g.#2 (streets)...( two girls arguing ),bitch if you ever come at me side ways again you fucken, trick, tramp, slut ,im going to rip you'r head off!!! and on top of that i'm going to fuck your man. .e.g.#3 don't let that fool come at you side ways. e.g.#4 i feel like you'r comeing at me side ways ,and you'r about one second away from getting a beat down like you stoled some thing.

side ways by wic November 29, 2010

side-ways roast beef sandwich 

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.

A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

side-ways roast beef sandwich by Primo March 30, 2005

side-ways sloppy joe 

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

side-ways sloppy joe by Bean August 15, 2003

Side-Ways Sally

To receive fellatio, while standing, from a girl who has her head cocked (pun intended) at a 90 degree angle from the floor. The distinguishing factor of a Side-Ways Sally is that only her head is turned; she is not laying down horizontally, but kneeling.

Friend 1: Dude, was that girl handicapped? She walked out with her head turned sideways...
Friend 2: Na Brew, she just got done giving me some Side-Ways Sally.

Side-Ways Sally by Longcock McBasketballs June 9, 2011

side ways burn outs 

Invisable demigods who have sex on mountain tops with demons and abuse hallucinagenic drugs. Like Hippies but cooler and better raqppers Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius the sidewayz burnoutz sidewayz burnoutz mayan prophecy 2012 planet x

the side ways burn outs live in thin air and eat dead bodies of telemarketers under tables in New York city subways tunnels.

side ways burn outs by ghost revolution gone wild August 20, 2008

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014