Bean's definitions

ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony bridges, causing stiffness and spinal rigidity. An inflammatory arthritic disorder that affects males more often than females. Affected individuals are usually HLA B27 positive.

ouch my back hurts lots and lots lets smoek some weed

by bean October 19, 2004

Easy-Mac

A quick and meaningless crush as a means to fulfill an emotional need, Often on a fictional character.

My boyfrend dumped me, I think I need some easy-mac.
OMG! Wolverine is so easy-mac!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

American Eagle

1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States

2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

1. Look how beautiful that eagle looks in its natural habitat!!

2. Do you feel like getting that cute sweater at American eagle today?
Naw... I'm going to wait till it's on sale.

by Bean December 2, 2004

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004