Bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual.

You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

by Bean January 27, 2004

Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron.

I want Kitosho to have my babies!

by BEAN October 30, 2003

Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil

This haunted house is so rez evil!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.

Chavs only live in council flats.

by BeAN November 5, 2005

marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 6, 2005