Bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

by bean February 13, 2003

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil

This haunted house is so rez evil!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.

Chavs only live in council flats.

by BeAN November 5, 2005

Drugstore

adjective: Being generic or steryotypical. Often associated with being a poser.

Blink 182, Sum 41, and Greenday are all examples of drugstore punk.
Avril lavigne is such a drugstore punk.

by Bean January 27, 2004