Bean's definitions

Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual.

You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

by Bean January 27, 2004

Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron.

I want Kitosho to have my babies!

by BEAN October 30, 2003

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony bridges, causing stiffness and spinal rigidity. An inflammatory arthritic disorder that affects males more often than females. Affected individuals are usually HLA B27 positive.

ouch my back hurts lots and lots lets smoek some weed

by bean October 19, 2004

mop

fucking the mop, the dirtiest hairy kid ever. He's looking at me right now and being dirty. Plays counterstrike all day. Also says he likes to take it up the ass or something like that.

look at that mop over there with his raggedy ann hair.

by bean May 27, 2003

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

pillow friends

Lesbians. Seen in novel Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan.

Quote from memory:
It's none of my business that you two spend so much time together, for all I know you could be pillow friends.

by bean October 10, 2003