Bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual.

You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

by Bean January 27, 2004

Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron.

I want Kitosho to have my babies!

by BEAN October 30, 2003

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

by bean February 13, 2003

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004