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side-dude 

A female's plan B.
He is never a an alpha male, as an alpha male will be automatically given the place of boyfriend once met.
A guy with an ego (or worthy of it) never fills this role. I mean, he can't claim what he's hitting so what's the point?

The emergency option just incase the man of her dream's doesn't marry her, or leaves her for someone else.
A mere safety net.
Hashtag ride-it-and-deny-it.

Thee go-to guy. A "boo when I feel like it". A necessary tool to be used. You ride him reverse-cow girl style, just getting your hotdog and not looking at his face.
Yo Magic, still waiting on that girl to leave her boyfriend for you? You a side-dude!

I thought T was your boyfriend? Nope. Side-dude. I love Jason. T is my dessert. Sometimes, I'm fine with the main course :)
side-dude by princesspristine October 17, 2014

Side-Dude 

When you see more of a man's tackle than expected. Male version of the female "side-boob".
"Kiko bent over and totally had side-dude!"
Side-Dude by Julactus June 1, 2016

Side Dude Day 

The Day We Celebrate The Side Dudes On February 15
Side Dude Day by Kobebeenlit October 3, 2017

National Side Dude Day 

The Day (February 15) We Celebrate The Side Dude

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026