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shitjack 

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.
Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
shitjack by JSbig June 25, 2015
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shitjacket 

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.
1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.
shitjacket by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shitjangled 

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket
Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled

shitjack 

a toilet usually in prison or jail
move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself
shitjack by james37601 January 2, 2009
usually a short sexy Hispanic chick with beautiful hair ,is shy at first but becomes.a goof ball around you ,down to earth every guy wants her but she only wants one guy.not a hoe dosent fall for guys easy but when dose she falls hard .loves Jamaicans gorgeous

ex:have you seen the new girl she.is totally a shytia
my new gf is so sexy she is almost a shytia
shytia by jiarre June 10, 2014
An overly shy person. To the point of being retarded about it.
I wanted to say something but I'm too much of a shytard.
shytard by Daniel Webb November 5, 2008