shytard
shytard by Daniel Webb November 5, 2008
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shytard
Guy 1: Why does he always sits alone?
Guy 2: I am his brother and I know how he behaves at home. He may be quiet but once he comes home he will behave like a mentally insane child. He is just a fucking shytard.
Guy 2: I am his brother and I know how he behaves at home. He may be quiet but once he comes home he will behave like a mentally insane child. He is just a fucking shytard.
shytard by Emberstone April 15, 2020
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shytard • Shaytard • shitard • Shitarded • soytard • Shatarderie • Shaytarded • shaytard marathon • Shetarded • shitard shuffle
soytard
A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.
These people are often lactarded as well.
These people are often lactarded as well.
Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
soytard by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006
Shitard
Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018
Skytard
When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.
Skytard by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019
Shaytards
The concept began in March of 2009, when Shay's viewers were complaining that he wasn't posting videos very often, and Shay began to feel bad. As sort of a "punishment", he decided to post a video everyday for a month, and if he missed a day, he would delete his famous Shaycarl channel. It became a year. Which became just everyday.
Through watching the videos, we learn many things about the Tards. Shay and his wife, nicknamed Katilette (or mommytard) have 4 children. For security reasons, Shay and Katilette do not purposley let out their childrens names, so they are given "tard" names. The oldest child is Sontard who is six, five year old Princesstard, three year old Babytard, and the newest edition, two month old Rocktard. They also have a dog named Malachi.
These videos have become part of many people's daily life, and routine. Many of their videos have delt with serious issues, like when Princesstard realized that someday she was going to die. Or when Rocktard was born. We've seen them all laugh, cry, scream, but what sets them apart from most families is how close they are. They are always laughing and having fun with each other, and they love each other more than anything in the world.
Through watching the videos, we learn many things about the Tards. Shay and his wife, nicknamed Katilette (or mommytard) have 4 children. For security reasons, Shay and Katilette do not purposley let out their childrens names, so they are given "tard" names. The oldest child is Sontard who is six, five year old Princesstard, three year old Babytard, and the newest edition, two month old Rocktard. They also have a dog named Malachi.
These videos have become part of many people's daily life, and routine. Many of their videos have delt with serious issues, like when Princesstard realized that someday she was going to die. Or when Rocktard was born. We've seen them all laugh, cry, scream, but what sets them apart from most families is how close they are. They are always laughing and having fun with each other, and they love each other more than anything in the world.
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