shyman 

When something makes sense or adds ups

Jay: she always go ghost at night

Mir: she must be wit that nigga
Jay: shyman

shyman by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024

Shmang

Shmang is to vape in the bathrooms at macleans

Should we go 'Shmang'

Shmang by NimsIsAstupidName May 2, 2019

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.

My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.

Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018

Shmanko 

A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.

Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.

Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008

Shaman Flip 

When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method

Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.

Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020

shamanism

Shamanism combines a range of traditional beliefs and practices focusing on communication with the spirit world, and higher power. A practitioner of shamanism is known as a shaman.

There are many variations of shamanism throughout the world, but several common beliefs are shared by all forms of shamanism. Shamans are intermediaries between the human and spirit worlds. According to believers, they can treat illness and are capable of entering supernatural realms to obtain answers to the problems of their community.

"Shamanism must take a lot of heart, care and dedication."

shamanism by chelliem July 13, 2009

Shmango 

Spanish for fart.

Child: I want to name my dog shmango!
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)

Shmango by Imhornyforhalloween July 20, 2017