shwing shwong 

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

shwing shwong by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009

shwing shwang 

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

shwing shwang by Dick Bag January 13, 2008

shwong 

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shwing 

A noise that a man makes when a fine woman walks by, usually meaning a sort of erection. This will sometimes be accompanied by a pelvic thrust.

*three fine women walk by
Shwing, shwing, shwing

Shwing by Judas Sucks January 16, 2005

Shwing 

An exclamation used to describe sexual arrousal in a male.

"Shwing!"
(see Wayne's World, muthafucka!)

Shwing by Digital Pimp March 2, 2003

shwing 

Instant boner

*Hot chick walks by*
"SHWING!"

shwing by Hizzo April 11, 2003

Shwing 

Adjective used to describe the tingle sensation or a attraction reaction felt by a human when another human is nearby. Popularized in the 1990's by Garth in the film Wayne's world, used in tandem with a strong pelvic thrust or pelvic gesture in the direction of the party.

Jimmy says "shwing" as Pamela walks by him in the break room and is later fired for harassment!!

Shwing by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015