Shwing-hole

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A verb, used when an act by another or of fate that causes one personal grief, discomfort, or difficulty. Similar in use to "jacked" or "screwed," with the added connotation of having to take extra personal time to rectify the situation that has occurred.

That f*%#ing washing machine just shwing-holed me out of my last two quarters, and now I have to take my soap-covered dirty clothes back to my apartment.

Shwing-hole by annie boehm July 10, 2005

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Shwine hole

A new way to say the hole of the penis or vagina (meaning the hole of the head and the female vagina)

1. The hole of the head is now called, "Shwine hole".

2. My girlfriend licked my "shwine hole" pretty good.

3. My "shwine hole" hurt when I when i pee.

Shwine hole by KatNip420 May 8, 2014

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hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

hole sewing by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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