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Shwing-hole 

A verb, used when an act by another or of fate that causes one personal grief, discomfort, or difficulty. Similar in use to "jacked" or "screwed," with the added connotation of having to take extra personal time to rectify the situation that has occurred.
That f*%#ing washing machine just shwing-holed me out of my last two quarters, and now I have to take my soap-covered dirty clothes back to my apartment.
Shwing-hole by annie boehm July 10, 2005
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Shwine hole 

A new way to say the hole of the penis or vagina (meaning the hole of the head and the female vagina)
1. The hole of the head is now called, "Shwine hole".

2. My girlfriend licked my "shwine hole" pretty good.

3. My "shwine hole" hurt when I when i pee.
Shwine hole by KatNip420 May 8, 2014
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hole sewing 

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.
steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"