Shwing-hole

A verb, used when an act by another or of fate that causes one personal grief, discomfort, or difficulty. Similar in use to "jacked" or "screwed," with the added connotation of having to take extra personal time to rectify the situation that has occurred.

That f*%#ing washing machine just shwing-holed me out of my last two quarters, and now I have to take my soap-covered dirty clothes back to my apartment.

Shwing-hole by annie boehm July 10, 2005

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Shwine hole

A new way to say the hole of the penis or vagina (meaning the hole of the head and the female vagina)

1. The hole of the head is now called, "Shwine hole".

2. My girlfriend licked my "shwine hole" pretty good.

3. My "shwine hole" hurt when I when i pee.

Shwine hole by KatNip420 May 8, 2014

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hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

hole sewing by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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