shwife

Super Hot Wife. An incredibly beautiful married chick.

Have you seen Michael's fiance? She's gonna make one hell of a shwife.

See also: Shousewife.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shwife

A married woman who used to be a man.

I’d love to stay for another beer, but my shwife needs to get a wax.

by House Shwife June 17, 2018