shwife

Super Hot Wife. An incredibly beautiful married chick.

Have you seen Michael's fiance? She's gonna make one hell of a shwife.

See also: Shousewife.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shwife

A married woman who used to be a man.

I’d love to stay for another beer, but my shwife needs to get a wax.

by House Shwife June 17, 2018

Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

shwifty

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

shife

looking like a hard motherfucker; showing no weakness to these ho ass bitches, possibly jacking somebody's life

Niggas be looking shife, so I look shife back

by cutlurk October 17, 2006

Shife

1. Being hardcore. 2. Acting like you dont care about anything. 3. In some instances acting stingy.

Quit acting shife and give me a ride.

by Shife February 25, 2004

Shwifty

The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.

"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."

by Phrangk August 8, 2016