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A married woman who used to be a man.
I’d love to stay for another beer, but my shwife needs to get a wax.
Shwife by House Shwife June 17, 2018
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shwife • Shwifty • swife • Shife • Swifey • shwine • shwift • shwifter • shwipe • Schwife
A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.
UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die
The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.
Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops
shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015
looking like a hard motherfucker; showing no weakness to these ho ass bitches, possibly jacking somebody's life
Niggas be looking shife, so I look shife back
shife by cutlurk October 17, 2006
1. Being hardcore. 2. Acting like you dont care about anything. 3. In some instances acting stingy.
Quit acting shife and give me a ride.
Shife by Shife February 25, 2004
The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.
"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."
Shwifty by Phrangk August 8, 2016
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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