shweeve 

to be told that you are ugly.

ah man i just got shweeved.

shweeve by ashloo November 23, 2004

Geoff Shreeves 

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

Geoff Shreeves by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

shweekend

shit weekend

Emily: How was your weekend?
Henry: It was pretty bad
Emily: Was it a shweekend then?

shweekend by ShBude March 27, 2015

shweeney 

well known Glaswegian character known to 'chib-fuck-out-any-cunt' if they tried to 'bump-his-gingees'

I stole Shweeney's Irn Bru and he put a bullet in my chest

shweeney by paddyc1888 April 24, 2011

shweeet

A West Belfast hood's expression of approval or delight

'here, know what I mean, that motor over there is fuckin' swheeet!!'

shweeet by Smickers March 30, 2004

shreeve 

Verb: To smoke marjiuana.
Noun: Got any shreeve?

Around and around and around we go,
We be huddled in a circle with a pistato
We SHREEVE and we breathe and relieve our stress,
And when a friend dies, we can heave our chests
And grieve him first, cuz when we leave this earth
We gon' shreeve from birth
That's how we work
So from the heart to the soul,
You will start to know,
Shreeve together, live together, yo, die alone

shreeve by Flash!!! March 8, 2008

shwerve 

to get your mack on, to holla at a girl, to crush

Me and Cindy is gonna get out shwerve on

shwerve by Anonymous March 3, 2003