shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shwamp

verb, noun or adjective. Originating from TJ- Basically can be used in any sentence, meaning whatever you want. can also be used on occasion to replace words like "okay", "cool", or "thanks". When the time is right, it can also be used by itself just to let people know how high or drunk you are, or letting them know that you are having a good time with a lady friend. Also can be utilized to talk to someone infront of others, without having anyone else know what the two of you are talking about. When you use it enough, people realize how much swag you have.

1) -What are we doing tonight?

-We're shwampin' it

2) Yo, pass me that shwamp

3) We shwamped like there was no tomorrow

4) -Thanks for helpin me out

- Shwamp

by tjgbsfootball44 May 26, 2011

Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.

Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?

by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011

Shwarpie

placing the lips around another's nose, making an airtight seal, and blowing, forcing air out of the other's mouth

oh baby, with a nose like that, makes me want to give you a shwarpie

babe your shwarpie's so smooth, I don't even need to blow my nose

by gertrued August 4, 2012

Shwarma gas

The smell often radiating off of female body parts that tend to keep you from talking to them, being near them, or making sexual advances.

Carlos: Dude aren't you going to talk to that girl over there? She's totally checkin you out.

Richard: No man she's emitting some heavy Shwarma gas, I think its that time of the month...

by Billy Bumble June 19, 2011

swarmpit

Sweaty armpit

Girl: how do you unstiffen a hard shlong?
Boy: how?
Girl: *exposes swarmpit*

See swunt

by kirino June 29, 2013