Definitions by gertrued

Shwarpie 

placing the lips around another's nose, making an airtight seal, and blowing, forcing air out of the other's mouth

oh baby, with a nose like that, makes me want to give you a shwarpie

babe your shwarpie's so smooth, I don't even need to blow my nose

Shwarpie by gertrued August 4, 2012